Entries tagged parenting
How are Mommy’s made?
Aug 25th, 2009 by designyourlabel | read more
…And on the eight day, God made a mother. And he saw that it was good. She never rested again…
Close your eyes for a second. Picture a mother. How is she supposed to look? How does she behave? When you get the picture, open your eyes and look around.
Chances are, when you pictured a mom, [...]
Topics: beer, chanel, children, cursing, designer, Family, flakes, husband, louis vuitton, love, marriage, mothers, parenting, truth, unconventional, wife, writers
Hot Camaro’s and indoor pools
Jul 6th, 2009 by micheleaclarke | read more
Today started off kind of late for me, I decided to get up last night cause I couldn’t sleep, so I wrote an article on great places to take your kids in Las Vegas at 3am. Amanda who is 16 going on 27, and is destined to make my life a living hell, had her [...]
Topics: abusive children, camaro, indoor pool, parenting, rats, shopping, swearing
Dog’s Skin Tag Feels Like A Nipple
Jul 2nd, 2009 by micheleaclarke | read more
Well Today we had to get up even earlier because it was Amanda’s turn. Her appointment was at 9 was we had to leave at 830am. I was up late again because I was stressed out about one of my clients you see. You see ever since Tim stopped working at his job as a [...]
Back to Dentist and We’re Invisible
Jul 2nd, 2009 by micheleaclarke | read more
Today I started out still with the horrible migraine I went to sleep with last night. We had to wake up and get ready relatively early this morning because Meghan(13) and Emily (12) had their dental cleaning and exams this morning so we had to leave by 945am to make it to their appointments. Logan [...]
Topics: car, dentist, driving, invisible, parenting, wrestling
Playground Hors
Jul 2nd, 2009 by micheleaclarke | read more
Today we got up and started getting things packed to go to the beach. Logan was getting dressed and he was singing again he was singing Noooooooboooooddddy looooook aaaaaat mmmmmmmeeeeee. Singing it over and over from his room, talk about cute. There is a lake near our house, about 30 minutes away. Emily gets everything [...]
Topics: Horse, kids, parenting, playground
Root Canals are Hereditary and Drive Me Crazy Please
Jul 2nd, 2009 by micheleaclarke | read more
Like many of my days lately, my day actually began at 1230AM when TJ the oldest got home from work and had to come in to share some very important information. You see his car made it all the way from work on eighth of a tank of gas. He was so shocked that ever [...]
Topics: crazy, dentist, kids, parenting, root canals
Big Fights Small Fights
Jul 2nd, 2009 by micheleaclarke | read more
The day actually started around 1AM as David started complaining about his teeth. He said he was teething. We offered some motrin or tylenol, but he is afraid of swallowing pills, we got out of bed and found liquid medicine but he was to afraid to take that to. He came in several times after [...]
Burning Down the House
Jul 2nd, 2009 by micheleaclarke | read more
Today started off with Logan wondering why he was not going to school. Logan has a strange sounding condition, he is allergic to the cold and today they were playing in wading pools and in sprinklers and that is one of the many things that brings him to a full wave of hives. He is [...]
Topics: Burning, Fire, mom, parenting, to many kids
OMG I Do Have 9 Kids
Jul 2nd, 2009 by micheleaclarke | read more
Today has been one of those days where at the end of the day, I feel like I have 20 kids instead of 9, yeah like 9 is not bad enough. The day started off as what I call “Too Much Information Day”. My husband and I were at the grocery store and we get [...]
Topics: condomn, mom, parenting, to many kids